Post by david white on Jan 17, 2013 21:11:34 GMT -5
guis i'm doing a nuzlocke run on ruby. i'm gonna post screen shots and ask you guis what to do.
lets get this started. it's a beautiful day. you, the player, are moving to a new town. your mother is enjoying the beautiful scenery in the front of the moving truck with the beefy mover who she swears is just a friend -cough cough- with benefits -cough cough-. while they are totally not having sex in the front of the truck you try to decide what your gender is. you look in your pants to reveal a lovely...
girl parts! i don't really know what they are supposed to look like, so use your imagination pls.
as you exit the moving truck you see your mother!
um... excuse me? oh wait, that's my name. ahaha i forgot.
hm... lets go inside to meet this mover friend of your mom.
oh my. your mother is into some very kinky shit. lets um... go upstairs... set the time... IDGAF.
next we spend ten minutes walking into the wall. IT'S REALLY HARD TO WALK THROUGH A SINGLE DOOR WHEN THE GAME IS SPED UP TO 1000~%, OKAY?!
next we are going to switch games, grand theft pokemon! we will start by breaking into this bitch's house.
I GOT A KNIFE, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY. oh wait... i'm your neighbor... better not stab you to death today! wait whats that? you have a son my age?
wait wait wait. you want a teenage girl you just met to go up alone to your teenage son's room unsupervised? uh huh. well, nothing naughty can come from this.
oh look at dat ass. i'm gonna fucking wreck it so hard. wait, you are leaving me here? alone? in your bed?
okay let me take a dump in yur bed.
i really hope the fact that all of these screen shots are different sizes is bothering you. i really do.
okay lets go outside looking for beef cakes. since he is the first guy we met he is obviously the main love interest, and i wanna get that mess done with now before i get to ride across hoenn on a sky dragon. because we all know sky dragons and romance never mix.
hmm whats out here...
oh it's just his drunk dad getting attacked by a dog. we should probably help him... or rob him...
lets rob him.
what pokemon should we steal? only have time to nab one. fire chicken? or perhaps an axolotl? maybe even a gecko?
YOU DECIDE!
lets get this started. it's a beautiful day. you, the player, are moving to a new town. your mother is enjoying the beautiful scenery in the front of the moving truck with the beefy mover who she swears is just a friend -cough cough- with benefits -cough cough-. while they are totally not having sex in the front of the truck you try to decide what your gender is. you look in your pants to reveal a lovely...
girl parts! i don't really know what they are supposed to look like, so use your imagination pls.
as you exit the moving truck you see your mother!
um... excuse me? oh wait, that's my name. ahaha i forgot.
hm... lets go inside to meet this mover friend of your mom.
oh my. your mother is into some very kinky shit. lets um... go upstairs... set the time... IDGAF.
next we spend ten minutes walking into the wall. IT'S REALLY HARD TO WALK THROUGH A SINGLE DOOR WHEN THE GAME IS SPED UP TO 1000~%, OKAY?!
next we are going to switch games, grand theft pokemon! we will start by breaking into this bitch's house.
I GOT A KNIFE, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY. oh wait... i'm your neighbor... better not stab you to death today! wait whats that? you have a son my age?
wait wait wait. you want a teenage girl you just met to go up alone to your teenage son's room unsupervised? uh huh. well, nothing naughty can come from this.
oh look at dat ass. i'm gonna fucking wreck it so hard. wait, you are leaving me here? alone? in your bed?
okay let me take a dump in yur bed.
i really hope the fact that all of these screen shots are different sizes is bothering you. i really do.
okay lets go outside looking for beef cakes. since he is the first guy we met he is obviously the main love interest, and i wanna get that mess done with now before i get to ride across hoenn on a sky dragon. because we all know sky dragons and romance never mix.
hmm whats out here...
oh it's just his drunk dad getting attacked by a dog. we should probably help him... or rob him...
lets rob him.
what pokemon should we steal? only have time to nab one. fire chicken? or perhaps an axolotl? maybe even a gecko?
YOU DECIDE!
