SÉVERIN'S SCHEMES

[séverin baudelaire]

[classy=fleur][classy=image][/classy][classy=cell1]PROLOGUE, Séverin Wolfgang Baudelaire. Whew, what a name! While Séverin is currently just a little Axew, he's thoroughly convinced he's a Haxorus. He has a fear of ice and he hates the cold. He won't hesitate to hiss at snow during the winter period. The thing he cherishes the most is his small pile of treasures which consist of stolen gold and other expensive trinkets. Nobody's quite sure how he's come across such gems, but nobody's quite dared to take them away from him. Like the dragon he is, he guards his precious hoard with tooth and claw. At night, he likes to bury himself in gold and sleep comfortably, cuddling with his precious treasure. When in the face of company, he pretends he's not the secret softie he is at heart. He's a notoriously difficult professor and he's unfortunately a bit of a womanizer.[/classy][classy=cell2]FRIENDS, As for friends, Séverin doesn't seem to have many for obvious reason. Honestly, he's a bit of a grump. He can be charming when he wants to be and he's somewhat well-appreciated by his female students and some of his male ones at that! It takes a lot of patience and effort to become friends with this dragon at heart, but once you do, you've got a companion that will pester you to pet him and guard you like he guards his gold 24/7.[/classy][classy=cell3]ENEMIES, Séverin's wealth has some dubious history. As previously stated, nobody's quite sure how he's acquired it and he's been investigated more than a number of times. It doesn't seem to help when Séverin loves nothing more than to show off how witty he is at every given moment. He's definitely a difficult person to get along with. He doesn't make much attempt to befriend anybody either due to his snappy attitude and sharp tongue. If you touch his trainer, Lune, beware. Séverin will not stop pursuing the violator until justice is served. He is wildly protective of his precious Lune.[/classy][classy=cell4]LOVERS, SÉVERIN AND LUNE ARE ENDGAME. Séverin's a bit of a flirt though and he thinks of Lune as more of a little pipsqueak princess more than anything at the moment. He's certainly a promiscuous professor and he enjoys a nice game of cat and mouse once in a while. He's not interested in anything stable simply because most people wind up boring him after the second sentence they speak. He's entirely selfish, but every once in a while, he does manage to capture the occasional mouse in his trap.[/classy]
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[theo lock]

booty call?

[séverin baudelaire]

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. maybe eventual drinking friends too. somehow.

[theo lock]

idk, maybe they start talking after theo sleeps over or something? i mean theo makes some pretty pimp pancakes, so that could be the topic of discussion.

also i have a socially awkward girl with amnesia and a serial killer if that interests you.

[séverin baudelaire]

that's cool with me although they'd probably wake up at some hotel or something but pimp pancakes sound great to séverin. he just likes to eat really.

...WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? I'LL WRITE A MORE PROPER RESPONSE ON THEIR PAGES INSTEAD OF THIS BS'D NONSENSE.

[theo lock]

oh hotels, theo would understand. most people don't want to bring a stripper home.

if severin and theo do this booty call thing over a long time, theo might try to be friendly. like "i've been sleeping with this guy for a while now, might as well try to learn more about him" or he could just bring beer. everyone loves beer.

also abby bakery cakes, and marcus. marcus doesn't have a plot page. fuck him.

[séverin baudelaire]

séverin's got some money to spend so he can just throw money at theo and fancy five star hotels and all that. expect continental breakfast. ...beer's always good. sév's got some expensive taste and is much more fond of vodka and whiskey, but it'll have to do. i kind of like flirtatious companions for these two except séverin's more snarky really than flirty.

...i'll go stalk them immediately! ...what's marcus like?

[theo lock]

i don't think theo can really afford to bring the fancy shit to booty calls. so he will probably bring a six pack more often then a bottle of whiskey, vodka, brandy, or scotch. theo can do all the flirting. especially because he would love spending a night in a five star hotel.

marcus is a sociopath, and a serial killer! he likes killing rich people so he can steal their money and live the luxury life for a bit.

[séverin baudelaire]

nah, séverin can pay for all those fancy luxuries. ...which sounds like someone who marcus would go after, oh dear. hm, how would séverin deal with a serial killer? well, honestly, sév has a bit of a sadistic personality and wouldn't really hesitate to kill somebody if the situation were to call for it so ...i'm not sure how those two would interact.

séverin and theo sound like they have a pretty set no-strings-attached sort of thing so yeah, but as sév starts to learn how to become a better person, he'll probably break it off with theo, but he'd keep in contact with him? like friends almost?